Ok so before the weekend starts, let me just check I’ve got this straight…

I shouldn’t go out after dark.

I need to cover up and not dress too provocatively.

I shouldn’t be alone.

I should be within the company of a male who will protect me from other males.

But not a known male, because I’m more likely to be attacked by someone I already know.

And this is a big one, make sure I don’t drink too much, because otherwise I won’t know my ‘yes’s’ from my ‘no’s’.

So as long as I wear my turtle neck, stay sober, am within the company of a man (but not too many men, because come on, that’s just asking for trouble), and get home by sun down.

I should be right yeah?

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