Me: Hello. Is that the Atura Hotel?
Him: yes, yes. Now what do you want?!
Him: What do you want I said! What do do you want?!
Him: Aaaah darlingh, darling, no you have the wrong number. Sorry darlingh, I thought you were someone I know. God bless you ok, God bless.
From his phone manner and mood swing, I’m almost certain I just spoke to one of my own distant relatives.