Rat Bait

The rep from our Pest Control Company came to visit me this morning. Standing by my desk he makes a phone call into his office –

“Yeah, the contact here is Sophie. She’s the main man-at this office, she knows everything, make sure you only deal with her”

Filled with confidence I yell out to my workmates “See! Hear that? I’m DA MAN, finally some recognition!” *Everyone ignores me

Only for him to say in his very next breath “Yeah that’s right, that’ s her, the one who sits next to the rat-bait station” *and the crowd goes wild.

Cheers mate.


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